i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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