what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Randomize