Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I think I won the penis lottery.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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