My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Sorry about my life...
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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