How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize
