They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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