Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Panties = found
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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