He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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