Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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