If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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