Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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