ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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