Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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