So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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