There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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