Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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