Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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