I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
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The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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