what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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