i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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