is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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