My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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