it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
And then he peed in my hair
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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