You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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