I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
i think my cat just said my name.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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