Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Randomize