sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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