Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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