Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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