Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
