I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Randomize
