took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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