That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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