dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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