love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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