problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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