how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Randomize
