Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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