Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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