She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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