That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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