Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
vagina is talking i cant
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You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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