just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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