the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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