How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
