how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
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Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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