I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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