Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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