respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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