I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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