I forgot how hot balto sounded
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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