I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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I need you to use more vowels.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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