is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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