Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry nr0058 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(586): View more from Michigan

All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon

Fav 4 1377 770
share tweet
(540): View more from Virginia

woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft

Fav 26 1265 4789
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(507): View more from Minnesota

Redeem this text for a blowjob

Fav 46 19213 1405
share tweet
(978): View more from Massachusetts

i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day

Fav 27 4299 694
share tweet
(925): View more from California

He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"

Fav 12 4078 832
share tweet
(808): View more from Hawaii

I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.

Fav 10 1689 3994
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(920): View more from Wisconsin

I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco

Fav 5 1001 879
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(306): View more from Saskatchewan

we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....

Fav 2 432 755
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(786): View more from Florida

I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.

Fav 1 19 31
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT