Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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