When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
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My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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