I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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