can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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