very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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